He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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