just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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