She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
