GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
