Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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