For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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