Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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