he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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