We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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