please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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