Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
