on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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