My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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