is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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