They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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