You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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