Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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