Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Acid is not a monday night drug
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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