I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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