Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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