just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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