Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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