Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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