I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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