How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This is my gift to your gina
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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