If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize