Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
do nipples grow back?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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