She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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