I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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