you would pick up someone in the library
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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