Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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