I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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