Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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