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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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