Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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