Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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