Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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