No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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