Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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