weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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