Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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