so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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