butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My ATM looks so different sober.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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