I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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