he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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