I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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