don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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