i permit you to call me
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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