i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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