At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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