Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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