how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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