I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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