Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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